''In a month, who will remember the name Harriet Miers?'' -- Sen. Trent Lott, R-Miss.
Well, Mr. Lott, I don't think many of us will ever forget Harriet Miers.Who can ever forget her unabashed loyalty to the smartest guy she ever knew? And that smile that bore into America's soul like the Howdy Doody hour? And the time she assured George and Laura Bush that they were "cool."
We'll never forget the time Bush described Miers by saying "she looks so petite and, well, harmless. But put her on your case and she becomes a pit bull in size 6 shoes."
But, alas, the diminutive pit bull announced Thursday she is withdrawing her name from consideration as a Supreme Court nominee, hounded out of the hunt by cynical politicians unwilling to trust the judgment of our commander in chief.
Like a shooting star streaking across the autumn sky, Miers lit up our lives for a brief and shining moment.
No, Mr. Lott, we will never forget Harriet Miers, even as cynical people like you relegate her to the scrap heap of obscure political figures who never got the chance to show America their true talents.
The path of American history is littered with the broken egos of bright, eager people who never got their proper due.
People like Trent Lott may have forgotten Joycelyn Elders, who for a short period was the surgeon general. But the rest of us can't help but remember the provocative Elders as she declared in her surgeonly way that self-gratification is probably better than no gratification at all.
Elders was an appointee of Bill Clinton, who created an entire nest of obscure political figures. Clinton had a particular talent for picking would-be attorneys general who hired undocumented workers to do their housework.
Ms. Miers, please allow us introduce you to Kimba Woods and Zoe Baird.
Miers joins a long and distinguished list of failed Supreme Court nominees, starting with a gentleman named William Patterson, who in 1793 withdrew his name from consideration after eliciting Congressional horse laughs when he was heard describing George Washington as "da bomb."
And then there's what's-his-name, the honorable Democrat from Colorado who everyone figured would be the next president until he was photographed emerging from a yacht named Monkey Business in the arms of a mistress named Donna Rice.
Gary Hart, meet Harriet Miers.
Also consider Geraldine Ferraro, who might have become a great pioneering American -- the first female vice president -- had she not hitched her wagon to someone who turned out to be the most obscure American political figure since William Henry Harrison.
Walter Mondale, meet Harriet Miers.
Bonus trivia question: What was the name of the law clerk who nearly derailed mighty Clarence Thomas' nomination to the Supreme Court?
Harriet Miers, meet Anita Hill.
And while we're on the subject of political footnotes, let's take a moment to remember the rogue cast who haunted the Nixon regime: Bebe Rebozo, Martha Mitchell, G. Gordon Liddy, Spiro T. Agnew and E. Howard Hunt.
Harriet Miers, meet Robert Bork.